本日收到最好笑的line

 

本日收到最好笑的line🤣🤣

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

女人跟她的營養師說: 我擔心的是我的身高，不是我的體重。

Doc :- How come ???

營養師: 為什麼?

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 230cm... 😜

女人: 根據我的體重，我的身高應該230cm。

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)

(這就叫"正面心態")

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or:  the Bank".

一個男人寫信給銀行:

我的支票被退還了，上面寫著"餘額不足"，我想知道是我的帳號餘額不足還是銀行本身餘額不足。

(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)

(這是有自信到最高點😂😂)

This one is classic !!

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"

😅😅😅

這個經典!!

一隻蟑螂對要打死它的男人的最後遺言是: "來吧殺死我吧，你這個俗辣。你不過是嫉妒我能嚇到你老婆而你不能..!!!" 😅😅😅

Always be positive even in difficult situations 😊

就算在艱難的時刻也要正向思考 😊

Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning he brings us the newspaper.”

我: 我們的狗很聰明，每天早上7點他都會拿報紙給我們。"

My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!”

我朋友: "可是這個很多狗都會!"

Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”

我: "我知道 - 但是我們沒有訂報紙!"😜🤣🤣🤣